So I wanted to leave you guys with something happy for tonight. The other day we had a party at my cousin’s apartment, it was about 7 am when we all went to sleep. Suddenly, the roommate’s girlfriend screams, we all run upstairs expecting… idk wtf we were expecting, so finally we are like “what?! What’s going on?!” and she is like “I don’t know where [pedro] is!”, we gave her a confused stare, “what?”. 

“He was here a minute ago, but he is not here anymore”

So, thinking they are trying to pull a prank on us we look for him around the room… Can’t find him… We tell her that its enough we are going to sleep. 

She starts sobbing, she was pretty drunk… “I swear I don’t know where he is!”. We get freaked out and start looking for him, nothing. Finally I check the closet again, and I see some clothes piled together… I found him underneath it. So, we take him out, (I accidentally banged his head against the wall) and put him back in bed…

Twenty minutes later we hear her scream again… we go back up… “He’s gone again” we go check the closet… nothing there… we look under the bed, nothing there… we look in all the other rooms and he is nowhere to be found… Eventually I open the bathroom and pull the shower curtains and found him like this… Now, you might be thinking, “Oh, he is just playing a prank”… let me tell you about that bathtub… They bath the dog in there, they don’t clean it (there is another shower in the apartment) and its just completely dirty… not to mention, he was actually sucking on the drain… 

So, I hope you guys find this as funny as we did. Cheers. 

One day, you’ll find someone whose broken pieces will fit your broken pieces

(Source: recitethis.com)